Catullus Poem 84
 
 
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CHOMMODA dicebat, si quando commoda uellet 1 ARRIUS, if he wanted to say "winnings " used to say "whinnings",
dicere, et insidias Arrius hinsidias,
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and for "ambush" "hambush";
et tum mirifice sperabat se esse locutum, 3 and thought he had spoken marvellous well,
cum quantum poterat dixerat hinsidias.
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whenever he said "hambush" with as much emphasis as possible.
credo, sic mater, sic liber auunculus eius. 5 So, no doubt, his mother had said, so his uncle the freedman,
sic maternus auus dixerat atque auia.
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so his grandfather and grandmother on the mother's side.
hoc misso in Syriam requierant omnibus aures 7 When he was sent into Syria, all our ears had a holiday;
audibant eadem haec leniter et leuiter,
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they heard the same syllables pronounced quietly and lightly,
nec sibi postilla metuebant talia uerba, 9 and had no fear of such words for the future:
cum subito affertur nuntius horribilis,
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when on a sudden a dreadful message arrives,
Ionios fluctus, postquam illuc Arrius isset, 11 that the Ionian waves, ever since Arrius went there,
iam non Ionios esse sed Hionios
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are henceforth not "Ionian," but "Hionian."