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O FVRVM optime balneariorum
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Cleverest of all clothes-stealers at the baths,
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Vibenni pater et cinaede fili
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father Vibennius and you his profligate son,
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(nam dextra pater inquinatiore,
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for the father has a dirtier right-hand,
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culo filius est uoraciore),
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but the son has a more voracious anus:
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cur non exilium malasque in oras
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off with you into banishment and the dismal regions,
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itis? quandoquidem patris rapinae
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since the father's plunderings are known
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notae sunt populo, et natis pilosas,
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to all the world, and, my son, you cannot sell
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your hairy bottom for an
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